I'm flattered by your interest.

My name is Skylar. Meow.

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

magicmumu:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

 (swanqueenistruelove)

(Source: hannibalitus, via pizzawithbacon)

crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

(Source: dewogong, via suits-n-criminals)

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

(Source: garysgalaxy, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

(Source: memewhore, via ruinedchildhood)

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via thatfatredhead)

mishasminions:

just-a-little-snowflake:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass



The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

mishasminions:

just-a-little-snowflake:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass

image

The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

(via manic-fantasies)

He was really cold after we shaved him. #dog #haircut #bam #pet

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

(via rl-y)

nedafeedinghope:

Great example of savvy media literacy!

nedafeedinghope:

Great example of savvy media literacy!

(Source: fatgirlinohio, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)